Acid is not a monday night drug
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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