I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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