dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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