I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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