i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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