Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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