i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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