SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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