I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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