I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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