Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just sucked dick on a ferry
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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