So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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