I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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