i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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