haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This beer is not sobering me up at all
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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