so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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