dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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