i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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