i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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