thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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