idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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