White coat. Heels.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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