i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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