Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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