the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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