i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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