you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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