She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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