The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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