My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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