Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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