You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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