so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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