He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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