The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
what if I'm pregnant?
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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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