you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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