I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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