Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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