Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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