I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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