does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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