my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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