We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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