I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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