I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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