Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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