jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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