Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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