i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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