is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
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I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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