I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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