You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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