Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
farters have to be the big spoon...
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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