wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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