I wish I could punch you in the face.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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